I had the most confusingly amazing experience at Cate Street Seafood Station and I feel morally obligated to share. We were lucky enough to have a serve named Blake, and I’m still not entirely convinced he’s a real person. At first, I thought he was just really good at his job… but then things escalated. At one point, I dropped my napkin and before I could even react, Blake somehow appeared out of nowhere and replaced it with a fresh one. I never saw him walk over. I never saw him leave. He was just… there. My table and I have agreed he can teleport. Then came the drinks. I ordered something basic, and Blake handed me what I can only describe as a life-altering beverage. I took two sips and suddenly had the confidence to consider starting my own business, reconnecting with old friends, and maybe training for a marathon. I don’t know what he put in it, but I support it. Also worth noting: he remembered everyone’s order without writing anything down, including my aunt’s extremely complicated “no this, extra that, but only on Tuesdays” request. I’ve seen less impressive performances at actual magic shows. Food was incredible, service was borderline supernatural, and Blake may or may not be running the entire restaurant single-handedly. 10/10. I will absolutely be back—mostly to gather more evidence.

- Jack Goff Verified

Response from Cate Street Seafood Station Wow, Jack! Thanks so much for the amazing review! We cannot confirm, nor deny, if Blake has super powers... We appreciate your kind words about Blake and his service, and we look forward to serving you again very soon!